Azeroth Bulletin: Mekkatorque Ramps Up Rhetoric
August 10th, 2004
In a surprising and bold manner, High Tinker Mekkatorque declared today that Operation: Gnomeregan is imminent, going so far as to explain his strategy for victory in a three-pronged offensive against Mekgineer Thermaplugg and his irradiated forces. Exiled Gnomeregan citizens will settle for nothing less than the reclamation of their great city.
We now bring you breaking reports of the impending assaults on from the field.